Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Lyrics

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[Phone Rings]

[Mr. Spindel picks it up]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"

[Chuckling]

[Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?"

[Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!"

[Chuckling]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hey! Who is this!"

[Student Hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Answer me!"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "For God's sake! Who are you!?"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]

[Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?"

[Recording continues]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Recording continues]

[Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?"

[Recording continues]

[Mr Spindel:] "Please answer me!"

[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]

[Mr Spindel:] "Oh God! Who is this!?"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "WHY!? WHY!?"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Just tell me your name."

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Please."

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "I'm gonna hang up!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "I'm warning you!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "That's it!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you kids!!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you!!"

[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]

[Mr. Spindel picks it up]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo?"

[Ted:] "Yeah, Bill."

[Mr Spindel:] "Oh, TED!"

[Ted:] "I've been trying to get through to you forever.

Who have you been talking to? "

[Mr Spindel:] "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"