The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher Lyrics

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Performed by rob schneider

"and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."

[lecturing]

"zinc is by far the best element."

"i also like plutonium."

"it's just fun to say."

"plutonium."

[sound of someonee walking towards him]

"how's your plutonium? "

"good, thank you."

"excuse me!"

"hello! the office is closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing? "

"hey! get off of me!"

[beating sounds]

"you're breaking the beakers!"

[beating sounds]

"those are my best goggles!"

[beating sounds]