The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Lyrics

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[Adam Sandler]:

And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:

So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

[Excite Southerner]:

... Good question, I have a good answer for that... First first first of all I am

A very... Very hard work... Vocational skills... I went to... Willing to work on a

Holidays... I had a tango and mirumba lessons... Learning to get along with other

People... But I'm sorry I got my G. E. D.... With a overtime... Time and a

Half... Speakin in two languages... Spanish and a... A.. Another one.... And I and

And... Loyal like a dog... Tell you that much... Willin to start at the

Bottom... And also willing... To stay there... Your intestines... Completely

Flawless... Drug-free with a... Whoo-wee.. Good references... If you call my last

Boss... He was.. Actually he was gonna inform me... With a... I got no dependence

With the W-2 form... And I was wondering..

[Man]:

You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.

Thanks for comin' down.

[Excited Southerner]:

Cool.

[Man]:

Are you alright?