The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl Lyrics

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Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?"

Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I -

First of all I just wanted to say that you're -

- very pretty girl, and I, I --

Hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now,

And-uh, it's about time that the two of us --

We're both getting older right now, and-uh,

And I don't want to die alone, I -- tell you that much --

Hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo,

Concentrate on what I'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo,

I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing

To be a house husband, you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your

Job there, there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm --

Hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo

-- s** optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do,

Hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love me, and that --

That's fi-- til death do us part I, we'll get the chocolate cake

And the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --"

Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?

Because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. "

Excited Southerner: "Coooooo."